Where
does an Eskimo pig live?
In a Pigloo!!
What do you call a
three legged donkey?
A Wonkey!!
What
did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!!
How do snowmen travel around?
By icicle!!
What did the bald man say when
he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!!
How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick!!