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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
He cracked up.

How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
Eggs (x) marks the spot

Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don't work.

What did one coloured egg say to the other?
"Heard any good yolks lately?"

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
Put it on my bill.

How can you drop an egg 3 feet without breaking it?
Drop it 4 feet. For the first 3 feet the egg will not hit anything.

What did the eggs do on the Internet?
They looked for a good egg site!

What grows between your nose and chin?
Tulips (two lips)

Why did the egg go to school?
To get “egg-u-cated!”